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If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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