No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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