i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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