Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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