census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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