I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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