I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i dont even know how to be here
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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