if you like me you must not know who I am
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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