So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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