you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
What drink are we having for lunch?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
as a side note pls kill me
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