I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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