I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I think my moral compass just broke
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