That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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