My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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