Me too!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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