never play flip cup with pint glasses
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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