i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Green mimosas i think yes
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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