3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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