dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I supernannyed him into submission
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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