It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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