I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
thus making me awesome and them whores
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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