You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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