3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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