YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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