i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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