How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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