Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize