Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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