so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
