NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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