Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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