I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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