What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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