Plan B is the new Plan A
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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