Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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