I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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