The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
my sisters under your porch take her home
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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