I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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