dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
we made out on top of his cat.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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