we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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