I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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