im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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