I'm drive I can fine osifer
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I currently don't understand fingers.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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