Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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