I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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