I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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