She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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