Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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