Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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