May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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