So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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