yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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