she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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